Lupin's Random Book Of Secrets.

[R. Lupin]

Hey! Hi! Yo! Konnichi-wa! Hola! Oi! SUP?! Oila! Hallu! 'Ello! Hallo! Wotcher!

Are just the few ways to say 'Hello' in the world. But of course I made some up as I wrote it.

So... What can I say? I'm at Hogwarts (Finally, I tell you). And I'm a Third Year! How great it is to come back to this castle of castles and nick some grub from the adorable house elves (Who still like wearing rags EW!). And to see the Giant Squid again (Oh 'Ello Giant Squid... Hey... What are you doing with that tentacle?... HEY! PUT ME DOWN YOU FREAKIN' WORM-SLASH-FISH-SLASH-SOMETHING!)

I think that this year might not be so bad, ya know? (How can you know? You're a book of random stuff I'm going to write in!...Or are you?) I think (And thats strange 'cause I never do) that one of my peers is an alien... I don't know who, but I think Cedric Diggory is the alien. The Top Commando, the Exalted Cyclops, the Grand Gazelle.

Yup.

He's an alien.

It's been nice chattin' but I must be off! I hear some Zzzzzz's callin' my name!

Ta! 'Bye! G'Night! Adios! See you! Later! Aloha! 'Byebye! Good Bye!
~~Raein (UGH!) Lupin

[R. Lupin]

... I'm so freakin' bored... I wonder if a house elf feels like this, or a blast ended skrewt or a blimpy-snout (Made that up, I think).

Gr.

Nothing to do today, so I'm going to write down things in here... I wonder if someone can build a magic-running VCR or DVD player and I can watch Godzilla or Jaws or SOMETHING! GAH! PAH! Grrr...

...Bored...

...Bored...

...Still Bored...

Darn, I can't find anything to do. Maybe I'll get a mirror and practice Metamorphing my nose like Mum can... Yeah, I think I'll do that.

See you!
~~R. Lupin

[R. Lupin]

Ow... My nose hurts... My mouth hurts... My eyes hurt... My whole FACE hurts!

I think I practiced it too much, but once I got started I just couldn't stop changing! It was so funny! I gave myself gaZILLIONS of scars on my face and white eyes, and a pig's snout, and fanged buck-teeth, and a BIIIIIIIG uni-brow and was laughing my arse off!

But then it started to hurt, and now I'm laying down, trying to summon an ice pack, but I don't think there is any!

Grr... If only I wasn't so bored then I wouldn't have this head ache...

~~Lupin

[R. Lupin]

I met this girl from Gryffindor named Hermione Granger in Honeydukes. She shared her Berty Botts with me and I got PEPPER! (OUCH!) And then she handed me a mint so I felt better.

I wonder what some of the Hufflepuff students do for the rest of the day... I barely even know what I do.

I wish I knew what the other Houses' common rooms look like... Must be better than mine. Mine is so boring. There's no one there for me to talk to... No one there for me to trick... No one there for me to try and attempt to raise their spirits... THERE NOT EVEN THE SOBBING SALLY THAT NEEDS A SHOULDER TO CRY ON! MY GHOISH! WHATS UP WITH THAT?!?! I want to help people! It's like the book Wicked! Darn!

Can you help me? No, you're a book. Books can't talk.
'Bye... Talk/Write to you later...

Lu.

[R. Lupin]

ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE! ITS... some freak with blond hair.

'Ello 'ello, again. So sorry (not really) about not 'talking' to you in a while. But the real world needs a little me to shake it up a bit.

Well, Diggory's mad at me for calling him an alien (WELL HE IS!) and he got weirded out when I asked if he was going to inject a tentacle into my brain is I gave him a handshake! What a baby! (Lets just hope he doesn't find this little book! Heh.)

Well... Theres some more things goin' on.

I totally freaked in Transfiguration class when my match rolled around on the floor. Then I tried to find it under the table and banged my head real hard. And Chris (¢¾) picked THAT time to hand it to me, and I like screamed at him when he asked if I was alright! I AM SUCH A LOSER!!!! So I tried to turn the match into a pin AGAIN, it turned silver, then shriveled up like a dead plant. 5 points were taken away from Hufflepuff, and I was yelled at.

I LOVE ♥Professor Egeila♥.

I really do.

Well, the real world beckons!
(And maybe I'll have better luck with Chris...)

~~Me.